“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.”

Homer Simpson

“Trying is the first step to failure.”

Homer Simpson

“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.”

Oscar Wilde

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

Oscar Wilde

“Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, History would have been different.”

Oscar Wilde

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.”

Albert Einstein

“God has no religion.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.”

Lewis Carroll

“Imagination rules the world.”

Napoleon

“It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.”

Herman Melville

“Complete disorder is impossible.”

Theodore Samuel Motzkin

In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

Orson Welles